Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt

Picture yourself in the serene tranquility of retirement, where the worries of the world fade away, and the pace of life slows down to a delightful crawl. Embrace the essence of leisure with our Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt. This shirt is not just apparel; it’s a statement of liberation, a symbol of embracing the simple joys of life without the burdens of hustle and bustle. Crafted from premium, soft-touch fabric, this shirt offers unmatched comfort, perfect for those laid-back days where relaxation is key.

As you slip into this shirt, feel the weight of responsibilities lift off your shoulders, leaving you free to savor every moment of your well-deserved retirement. The witty yet profound message boldly printed on the shirt encapsulates the carefree spirit of retirement, sparking smiles and nodding heads wherever you go. Whether you’re enjoying a peaceful morning coffee on the porch or sharing stories with friends, this shirt is a conversation starter, inviting others to join in the celebration of a life well-lived. Embrace the freedom of retirement with our Retired no phone no address no business no money too old to steal too lazy to work shirt and make a stylish statement that resonates with your newfound leisurely lifestyle.

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Description

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
• Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
• Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
• Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
• Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

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